I’ve never really written Haikus. About a month ago, we had an informal competition in my office to write the best Haiku about our association. I won. And I only used 4 syllables on the last line. And I wrote it five seconds before they started reading the entries.

 

Haikus are easy. Wednesdays are boring. I decided to combine the two, and I even spared you the alliterative gem that could have been “Haiku Hump Day.” Mostly because I hate the phrase, “Hump Day.”

 

Today’s theme is: robots. Here’s mine. Leave yours in the comments.

 

Skin of steel, clanking

Warmth exudes through laser eyes

Love does not compute

 

 

This robot does not exude warmth through his laser eyes...

This robot does not exude warmth through his laser eyes...